Allow me to let you in on a little secret that’ll construct your Tinder matches go weak at the knees. You won’t need to scour their photos for a thoughtful opener. You won’t have to read their bio to find a mutual interest. You won’t even need to stoop to the low level of uttering the word “hey.”
All you’ll need is a rudimentary understanding of cryptocurrency. And, if you fancy yourself something of a crypto-expert, your Tinder profile could well be about to blow up.
I’m talking about sending your matches cryptocurrency-related pick-up lines. And, before you dismiss this as the dorkiest, silliest thing you’ve ever heard, just take a look at what happened when I embarked on a little Tinder experiment. An experiment that–to my pleasant surprise–proved to be wildly successful.
You might have noticed the odd bit of Bitcoin chatter wangling its way into your dialogues at the tavern. Or, maybe your mothers were asking you questions about Ethereum or Dogecoin over the holidays. Well, you’re not alone. Per Google Trends data, interest in cryptocurrency is at an all-time high. Why not capitalise on the crypto-buzz and construct interest in you surge to an all-time high?
Armed with the knowledge that cryptocurrency is the~ hot topic~ of the moment, I decided to write some cryptocurrency-related pickup lines. I compiled a little list in a Google Doc and then swiped like there’s no tomorrow.
One line, suggested by a colleague, worked a charm on a chap named Christopher. I opened with “I wanna be your monero, ” which I wasn’t entirely certain would prove fruitful. I was wrong, though. Christopher took the bait. Big day.
He told me I could interrogate his “private digital protocols” any time. Gosh.